Wednesday, February 13, 2013

OH MAN!!

assalamualaikum....
lama giler ahh tak update blog...
orang berkarier la katekan..ahaks....
berkarier la sangat...(dua2 tangan letak kat bahu..mata tengok atas)
uhoi..sengal...i dunno vats iz happening to moi...
sejak dua menjak neyh jadik GATAI terlebeyh...ihik...
tapi takde la sampai tahap melampau gedik...sikit ja...
ala..tak kan taleyh kowt...tak sporting ahh...i neyh ann wanita...
ahaks...gedik2 pown ngan kawan2 ja..bukan ngan smua owg...nanti org cakap i neyh tak tataw malu plak...
i iz pemalu taw..hehe...
actually,i don't really know how to express my feeling through writing....
sebab kalau u tulis mane la u boleyh taw i punye expression ann...my tone...the way i talk...
right??
back to the title...OH MAN!!saje je tulis camtuh...ihik....gua punya blog...lantak gua la gua na tulis ape unn...lalala...ade masalah..call la i...cakap sendiri...neyh number dye 999...hahaha...
sejak mula kerja..rasa macam takde life la plak..
ye la..masa student dulu kerap lepak2 ngan kawan2...skarang neyh..abes je keje terus balik umah...rehat...tido...bkak fb unn jarang2..tuh la owg cakap...zaman student ialah zaman yang paling best skali....ape na buat..tak kan nak study je ann...poket kurus je la...urm...
dah tataw nak tulis ape dah la...
caw cin caw...

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

I PASSED MY LJM EXAM....

assalamualaikum...
ola folks...
ngee....
19th SEPTEMBER 2012 was the important day of my life...
that is...
LEMBAGA JURURAWAT MALAYSIA pye exam...
so let me tell u something bout the exam...
it contains of 100 questions...
MCQ...
it covers all the subjects i've studied for past 3 years...
47 subjects u know ka...
haish....
so..cut short...
a week later, on 27th SEPTEMBER 2012..
the result was out...
i was so anxious la...
there's butterfly in my stomach...
adush...
restless...
but, alhamdulillah everything goes well...
i passed the exam...
hehe..
so,now i'm just waiting for my license n batch...
i'm ready to spread my wings...
it's time to repay my parents, who had sacrifies loads of things for me since i was just a newborn...
nonetheless, i would missed being a student...
being with all my friend....
and...attending classes...
haha...
can't believe i just said that...
but, that's the truth...
all and all...
i had a blast being with u guys....
i couldn't ask for more...
loads of love....
till we meet again....


Friday, August 17, 2012

tEriNgiN?/?/?/

assalamualaikum...
ola....
actually, tade niat unn na update blog hri neyh...
first na tls je kat fb...
tpi segan la....
nty owg kte aku neyh da ting tong ke amende je ann...
so i've decided to write it here la.....
as it's already stated kat title post neyh...
lately, ade je bnde peliks yg aku na wat....
wanna know ahh??
1.suddenly ade urge na penyepak owg.....
hadoi.....
2.teringin na rse camne perasaan ble guling2 kat lantai umah.....
3.na pancitkan tayar kete owg...
ta kisah la sesape unn....asal leyh pancit da la...
see...
normal kah ini????
stress sgt neyh.....
aiyaa....




hhaaaaaaaaaa...
sblm terlupa....
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI...
MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN.....

Friday, August 10, 2012

wHat A DreAm!!!

assalamualaikum....
ola....
today i wanna tell u guys bout my dream last 2 days(wednesday)...
i woke up that morning with a face with a big question mark like this:

????
what da????

wanna know why ahh....
this is how it begun:
1 day i went to a place that i don't even know where the heck is it...
i'm sitting in the car (driver seat)..
then, i saw someone..very suspicious...
then, there were a screams of a women...
i knew something bad is happening down there...
few moments later, i saw this man running like crazy...(he's trying to escape)
he runs like Joong Sook in running man ohh...
very scary...if i were chased by him i would just passed out la....
extremely terrified lah...
adoi...
ok2...back to da story ok....
after that ahh...
i went out from my car..
to safe myself...
then, i realized that i accidentally left my batch in the car...
OMG...how am i gonna go to work without my batch....
omg...
tape la...
i keep running like a maniac.....
i stopped on a corner that i feel safe...and i keep my both eyes on the thief like a laser u know ahh....
suddenly, i saw someone gets into my car and took my batch...
adoi...
worst enough ahh...
he is my ex-bf...(he's a police officer or policeman i tataw la...i don't care da la..)
aiyaaa....
how come lorh....
hhaishhhh!!!(sigh)..
i went to my car and sat in it...
funny ohh..
all of the sudden, there's a bazooka in my car...
OOOMYGGOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
i took it and put on my shoulder...
then, i aimed at my ex...kah3....
clear target...(suddenly i became a shooter la...)
as he turned to a corner i shoot at him....(thru my car windscreen)
how amazing ohh...
haha...
i waited for a bbbooommmmm!!! sound then...there it was...
loud one yeah.....
i went there and looked at him....
he was bleeding and there's loads of holes (lobang2) all over his body...
then he says:
an..aus amek an pye batch coz i thought u'll lost it as the thief were here just now...
so..here it is...
as he hand it over to me.........
I WOKE UP!!!!
and that big question mark were on my head....
what a dream.....
ade plak dream about my ex...
kah3...
funny la...
i ta tmbak dye pkai pistol ok....
bazooka ngkau...
high class giler....
omg...
tamaw da have a dream about him....
ruin my sweet dream la......


Thursday, August 9, 2012

aNoTheR LoSt!!

assalamualaikum....
i would begin me story by:
i went to class this morning....i have a test....
about 11.35 a.m i got 2 missed call from me mom...
and a message...
it says:
kakak..pak cik den da meninggal....
at that time..i just finished answering me test...
trs je i pegi kat my coordinator...
me:mdm...sye na blik...
mdm:knape???
me:pak cik sye meninggal....
mdm:knpe??how old is he??
me:he had mi (myocardial infarction) and apo(acute pulmonary oedema)...he's 54 y.o
mdm:omg...so young ohh....
me:umm...
mdm:u looked cool ehh??
me:????
correction it wasn't apo...it was pleural effusion...coz he got the chest tube drainage....
i bkn cool ok...
i'm SHOCKED...
i dunno how to react....
but when i arrived there i rse sebak la...
but still no tears...
see...tataw la...
ego sgt kot na kuarkan air mte..
adoi....
mse da bg mndi mayat tdi dan da dikafankan sume g cium my uncle neyh la...
i ta g...
i tkt i nangis....
so i just back off...
 and stood still at the corner of his house....
i watch me mom cries...and my aunts as well....
i think me dad almost cried la...
tapi i ta tgk mke me dad unn...
sbb klu me dad nangis mesti i nangis pye la...
air mte mmg da bertakung cam kolam da....
klu i watched me dad yg tabah tu nangis...
surely..without a doubt i'll cry along with other people.....
all and all...
it all went well....
alhamdulillah...
lets pray that he'll be with org2 yang soleh...
and will be blessed by Allah S.W.T...
amin....

Monday, August 6, 2012

wHat dA????

assalamualaikum....
this thing happened kat FON tadi...
just b4 i blik...
L:aii..boleyh tumpangkan kitowg gi Budi Penyayang ta??
me: aaaaa....(muka pelik)
L:bln posa neyh tlg owg dpt pahala taw...
me:ta lalu kat c2....
then, i just walked away as if nothing happens...
lalala....
see...
i don't talk to strangers yg wat peramah gila mnx penyepak....
then i was thinking...
what da tut?????????
i don't even look at their faces...
faces ok..
there were 2 of them....
but yg ckp tuh sowg je...
sbb i noticed just i tone of voice je....
klu 2 msti ade 2 tones ann...

to L i would say:-
loser giler mnx tlg prmpuan...
u begged plak tuh...
loser giler....

Thursday, August 2, 2012

o0mEGosH!!!

assalamualaikum....
wanna hear sumthin' yg embarassed meself ta...
adoi...
tadi kat class..
me n shalu berebut na kasi mic kat miss Nurul...
i took the cordless 1..
while shalu took the 1 yg ade cord...
so, mine was taken...
hehe...
si shalu neyh tataw la...
jeles kat aku kowt...
as i walked towards my seat boleyh je dye neyh dok men2 cord mic tuh...
na langkah kang terpijak plak....
klu jatuh dpn classmates mst mlu pye...
aku pun dgn slumbernyer ckp cam neyh...
anis: pungkuq ayam!!(to shalu)....
miss nurul: ...eih...perempuan ta baek melucah....
anis: what da!!!!@#$%^&* (malu siot)...
1 class dgr....
aiyaa....
shaluuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
malu aku.....

actually, mse miss nurul msk class tdi i planned na tdo...
since mood dye ta brp na elk...
i cancelled me plan la....
na mampows....
kne baham kang bru taw...
da la msk je class kne berikrar....
aishhh.....